Introducing the new SocMo approved Long Distance Diaper! Yes, now when you take that long drive to a far away city... like say, Orlando... you can drive non-stop if you strap on one of these diapers. The L-DX 2000 was designed by NASA engineers using the latest absorbancy technology. Special layers wick away moisture so you can drive in comfort as you guzzle Mountain Dew and eat that giant bag of Cheese puffs. What could be better? They are also recommended wear while flying. Who knows when you will sit on a runway for 9 hours waiting for take off? Or get stranded on the interstate in some massive winter traffic jam.
You can smile as others around you are going crazy. Remember, the L-DX 2000 is the only SocMo approved diaper. Wear it with confidence. Buy now and get a free jar of Salmonella Peanut Butter.