Friday, February 06, 2009

TIME

So... did you hear about the TIME the preacher went to visit a man in the hospital? At one point the man scribbled a note and handed it to the preacher, who folded it up and stuck it in his pocket without reading it. Later at the man's funeral, the preacher thought it would be dramatic to read the man's last words he had written on the note. He pulled the note out of his pocket and read... "GET OFF MY OXYGEN HOSE!"

7 comments:

Connie said...

Great illustration of a wonderfully bad joke!

Doug said...

Thanks... it IS a horrid joke, isn't it? :0)

Kevin Spear said...

Love it! Was it part of an assignment? I can see this in Leadership Journal (a pastors' magazine).

John said...

Love this ahhahahahahaha

John said...

sorry double post!!!! I laughed till I had tears hahahah I felt this way just a week or two ago when in the hospital the nurse had my cathader pinched hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Tracy said...

Hee hee! This is GREAT! :)

pj said...

Ha! I know I'm late in seeing this, but it's gotta be one of the best IF's for the topic! Well done, DJ!