SocMo's exploratory committee says that he now has the MOMENTUM for a presidential run. Yes, SocMo is making a run for the Whitehouse... or the outhouse... whichever is closer. If none of the other candidates inspire you, join the millions... uh... thousands... er... tens of people who have decided to GO SOCMO! If you would like to join the SocMo bandwagon and a chart a new direction for our country, just head on over to the SocMo for Prez Store. You will be able to pick up a T-shirt, mug, calendar, or mini-poster of your fearless candidate. Wear a T-shirt to work or school and enjoy the blank stares and puzzled looks you get. Dribble coffee down your shirt from your I GO SOCMO mug. Count off the days till the whole campaign mess is over on your I GO SOCMO calendar. Carry your bowling ball around in the I GO SOCMO tote bag.
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ReplyDeleteFinaly, a candidate I can get behind and put my trust in!! Thank you SocMo, thank you!
ReplyDeleteit's pretty easy to get behind SocMo... he doesn't move that fast. He is running as a Sloth party candidate.
ReplyDeleteThere's no doubt in my mind that SocMo will be the best candidate.
ReplyDeleteAre you sure he's not some kind of puppet candidate. Doesn't matter -- he's got my vote.
ReplyDeletei wonder who his running mate will be...i'd love to see a matching set.
ReplyDeleteA third party candidate, eh? Love it! Is Soc on the right or left or...?
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