Boxers or Briefs?

The next time you fly, be a pioneer! Be the first to board your plane wearing my patented Cargo Undies®. Cargo Undies® come with my break through pocket technology that allows you to take along bomb making materials AND a pocket full of tater tots, for those long international flights. No more fooling around with that pesky Duct Tape! And Cargo Undies® come in both Boxers and Briefs.

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