After you sort through all the visual CLUTTER, your choice for president will be crystal clear.SocMo amazed America last week when he announced his running mate. Well, actually he announced that he does not NEED a running mate. Sock monkeys never die, they just get repaired. Sew on an arm... attach a new eye... add a bit of stuffing. You're good to go! If only it were that simple for us!
As SocMo campaigns across the country on his tour bus (a converted garbage truck, but tricked out really nice) he is often asked what party he belongs to. He always answers... "the Pizza Party, who's buying?" This has provided many meals for him and is what keeps his fledgling campaign afloat.
His campaign has suffered a few setbacks in recent weeks. Last month his finance manager disappeared along with all of the profits from the sales of "I GO SOCMO" items. He just took that bag of nickels and vanished! SocMo learned a valuable lesson from this... you just can't trust relatives.
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Well, Soc seems to be just rolling along in his campaign! Nothing deters him, not even campaign-fund stealing relatives! Gotta be impressed by his lack of sophistication and experience, something Amer'ca seems to like in it's presidential candidates.
I Go witcha Socmo!
jajaj very nice work! u nail it! hahahah
That's a very clever take on the topic. So true. Wish they couldn't put those signs anywhere. Great illustrating talent.
He does seem to be the safest bet in this election...
So clever I always look for your illustration.
Love the drawing. Socko has great potential as a politician; the perfect smile.
I heard that Socmo's girlfriend is pregnant. Is this true? Can you confirm or deny this rumor? It will affect my vote. And don't think that just because Socmo is good lookin', and is good at reading speeches, that merits a vote. And I'm a bit underwhelmed by his experience: Head banana picker??? C'mon.
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