Keeping the Fantasy in Fantasy Football.
Week 5 in the AWFFL fantasy football league. The fabulously wealthy but winless 0-4 Aziz Ansari have their first win of the season against the Penultimate Poodles... who suddenly are rolling in tons of cash.
Connect the dots. It's pretty easy.
When asked about integrity, the Poodles replied, "Integrity is something we can buy with lots of cash... but first we are going to build a new pink clubhouse with a hot yoga studio and a Mr. Smoothie bar."
In spite of this loss, the Poodles are in a 3 way tie for first place in the Bipolar Division.
Next game puts the Poodles up against the Tight-Jean Juggernauts of the Dementia Division.
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