SocMo has a much worn sweater and a pair of tennies from his favorite NEIGHBOR..."Would you be my neighbor?"
SocMo has a much worn sweater and a pair of tennies from his favorite NEIGHBOR...
Lately, SocMo has been walking into a room to get something... but then can't REMEMBER what he was after...
I have been a BAD blogger!
This idea just popped into my head so I did it. End of story. Not sure if it makes sense or not... but then, who cares... right?
Introducing the new SocMo approved Long Distance Diaper! Yes, now when you take that long drive to a far away city... like say, Orlando... you can drive non-stop if you strap on one of these diapers. The L-DX 2000 was designed by NASA engineers using the latest absorbancy technology. Special layers wick away moisture so you can drive in comfort as you guzzle Mountain Dew and eat that giant bag of Cheese puffs. What could be better? They are also recommended wear while flying. Who knows when you will sit on a runway for 9 hours waiting for take off? Or get stranded on the interstate in some massive winter traffic jam.
Can't you just anticipate the CRASH? 






















That wasn't too bad was it? It sounds more complicated that it really is. Now we are all ready to paint! Get a big bucket of water and your paint brush and meet me for Part 3.







Now we need to set up the layers so we can apply color. That will be in "PART 2 Return of the Layers"